but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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