So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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