Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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