Do vagina's smell?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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