i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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