Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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