Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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