He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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