She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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