so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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