i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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