Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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