I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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