I wish you could order shots online.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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