Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
a search helicopter?!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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