The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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