it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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