this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We had sex on a dog bed..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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