would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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