she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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