As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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