I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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