Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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