we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.