Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...