You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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