The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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