is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Ketchup is God's man juice
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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