think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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