is your mom at the bar?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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