i just google imaged poop.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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