it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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