Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
please don't ironically join a cult
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