I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wear drunk well.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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