therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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