Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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