I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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