Duck Duck Cougar?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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