So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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