i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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