Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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