Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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