Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"