We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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