wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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