I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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