check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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