Redeem this text for a blowjob
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize