He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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