its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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