We're facebook friends in real life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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