Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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