I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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