Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
These tits shall not be calmed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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