redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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