so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
