3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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